Bizarre State…By Default

Last couple of weeks were kind of hectic for me. To keep the hectic-talk to minimum, I’ll sum up by saying - you know the time when you return back from a long journey and enter your home-sweet-home only to realise that you are in totally a wrong apartment and you end up saying, “WTF, where am I??”.

Well, am going through exactly the same phase.

I’ve been travelling a lot for past few days for my projects. But as always I don’t want to write anything about my work on this blog, I will rather say something about my travel.

I don’t know why, but am always fascinated by air journey. I know I’ve written many posts about it and I will continue writing my small-small observations as long as people continue protesting about Global Warming. But whatever it is, in order to make my journey more exciting, I make sure that am carrying with me soundtrack from one of my favourite movie Snakes on the plane, along with me all the time.

I was never into Politics and by that I mean I was never politically smart enough to understand what is happening in my country, while growing up. I had my own matters of utmost importance to deal with – How to steal candy from the kid next door. Growing up was the matter of survival, is all I can put down in one small sentence.

No, seriously I mean I literally used to hate watching debate shows which had a hint of politics in it – India Today, Asia Tomorrow, Burning Asia, Face of Politics in India, Snakes on Plane, etc. Only couple of years back when I turned 13th I realised that Prime Minister and President can be – but does not have to most of the time – Husband and Wife. I assumed this coz Minister sounds so manly.

That explains why I always referred to Sonia Gandhi as HE, whenever I wrote posts about her life.

Warning: Explicit material. Reader discretion is advised.

I don’t get this – Mcdonald’s international branding campaign is “I’m loving it”. Why?
If they try to expand their business into something like say toilet accessories,I don’t think they will have any problem in changing the branding to “I’m Shitting it”

Up until now I thought Google ads were totally random, but now I doubt it. I taught my mom how to write mails to me, but whenever she logs into her inbox, and after looking at the ad’s displayed on the right she goes - in her own words – “Have you decided when you plan to marry? Do you want me to log into Shaadi.com and browse profiles?”

Talking of shaadi and headache, is my dahling Ekta Kapoor still scribbling the same old fat-crying-wimmen shows?
I hope she has – atleast now - moved on to the Baywatch version of whatever she was doing couple of years back. Its high time to drown the Saas and let Bahu run on the beach…in bikini ofcourse. No one wants to watch a lifeguard running in saree. I’d rather commit suicide if I was drowning.

I can’t remember the last time I wrote anything for this blog, nor can I remember the blogs I used to visit so often, the people I was connected to blogically. It’s been such a long time. And whatever happened to my cell phone? I can’t see it anywhere since the past whole week.Its not that I was totally cut-off from the internet or something all this while;lets just say, I was taking time out to laze around and loose couple of things - like for example my cell phone. I just cant see it anywhere since past 2 weeks.

Looks like either I’m losing my senses or eyesight (in that order) with age.

And then it was difficult to explain it to people while in hibernation –

So you are telling me that you are off for your studies?
You mean studies kind of studies or just “I’m on break” kind of studies?
Are you sure you know the difference between “I’m having exams” and “I’m getting married”?
By studies do you mean “Research on why Pamela removed her implants”?

This blog is frozen for the period of 4 months ahead as I’m working on my Forensics training and certification at the moment.

I’ll be back in August and will resume writing for this blog.

Cheers to all you guys and I will see you soon.

[Update 1]
Three exams
One research paper
$3000+ paid for the course

Damn…I could have purchased 2 iPhones and a high end MAC with that money!!

Anyway..the days will fly away soon, and I would prefer not to write anything about my professional life on this blog.
Cheers!!

[Update 2]
Thanks for your good wishes all you beautiful people!!
Comments are freezed for the time being on this blog.

And yes…I’ll be back!!